nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)

Title: Second Best
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: T
Pairing(s): Gen
Warnings: depression, self-loathing, mentions of alcoholism

Summary: Dave doesn't survive the game. Davesprite does. When Sburb's endgame door sends the kids to a reset Earth, Davesprite finds himself restored as the Default Dave because Sburb doesn't care about anyone's survivor's guilt.

Notes: Title comes from a Barenaked Ladies song of the same name.

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nobrandhero: (troll jade)
Title: Sweet Poison
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: M
Word count: 5,064
Pairing(s): Jake English<3Dirk Strider, Jake English<3<Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker<>Jake English
Warnings: Dubcon, dubcon drug usage, violent makeouts, blood, light sex

Summary: Some unstable relationships end. Others vacillate. The line between pity and hatred grows thin as Jake struggles to adjust to an unplanned kismesissitude with his childhood friend.

Notes: This is a prequel/sequel for Constants & Variables. Mind the warnings on this one.

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nobrandhero: (troll jade)
Title: Exchanging Tender Insults
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: T
Word count: 470
Pairing(s): John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
Warnings: Vulgarity

Summary: John just wants to film his matesprit being cute. He ends up with more footage of an insult competition than anything else.

Notes: This is a mini-sequel ficlet to Constants & Variables set like a year or two later.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)
Title: The Limited Perks of a Hangover
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: G
Word count: 1,653
Pairing(s): Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
Warnings: mentions of alcohol

Summary: Breakfast in bed and extra affection from your girlfriend does not make up for waking with a killer hangover, but it sure isn't unappreciated.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)
Title: Santa isn't Actually Real
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: G
Word count: 3044
Pairing(s): N/A
Warnings: John is horrified by how pink the girl's toy aisle is

Summary: John discovers that Santa Claus has never visited Jade's island for whatever reason, which is absolutely unacceptable and a slap in the face of holiday tradition. While a trip to the North Pole to give Santa a piece of his mind is out of the question, John can at least try to provide Jade with a decent substitute to a strange man leaving her presents.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)

Title: Unhappy Refrain
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: T
Word count: 3,839
Pairing(s): Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Warnings: Violence, blood, gore, and lots of doomed timeline character deaths.

Summary: The goal was to stop time traveling. When Karkat dies pointlessly, Dave reconsiders his stance. Maybe it's all right to abuse his Aspect, just one more time, one more time, one more time.

Notes: Title comes from Wowaka’s album, which I had playing on repeat while I wrote this.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)
Title: Tiny Place in a Big Universe
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: G
Word count: 2,073
Pairing(s): Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
Warnings: N/A

Summary: The problem with online dating, Jade finds, is that her girlfriend is a boring party pooper who doesn't want to visit or travel with her anywhere.

Notes: Written for HSWC Bonus Round 5: Quotes.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)
Title: Alien Girlfriend
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: T
Word count: 1,586
Pairing(s): Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
Warnings: some blood

Summary: Dave doesn't know what it's like to date a human, but even if he did, he's pretty sure it wouldn't prepare him for some of the surprises that come with macking on a troll.

Notes: Written for HSWC Bonus Round 5: Quotes.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)
Title: First Assignment
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: T
Word count: 1,869
Pairing(s): Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
Warnings: minor violence, gun violence, alien bigotry

Summary: Karkat's reluctant to accept that he'd ever need a bodyguard, especially when the bodyguard in question is a cheerful young markswoman. He comes around to the idea, eventually.

Notes: Written for HSWC Bonus Round 4: Tropes.

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nobrandhero: (shikaaaa)

Title: Unknown Process: Want
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: T
Word count: 1,776
Pairing(s): mostly gen, one-sided caliginous Auto-Responder/Dirk Strider if you squint
Warnings: implied one-sided selfcest, off-screen violence, broken bones, horror, sort of character death

Summary: Dirk is planning to retire his auto-responder. AR doesn't take it well.

Notes: Written for HSWC Bonus Round 4: Tropes.

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